Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
