tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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