i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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