Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
