Who wears a wallet chain?!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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