TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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