IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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