Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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