Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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