Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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