The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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