I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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