I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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