marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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