how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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