Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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