Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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