im gay
i know
yea but for you.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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