he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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