belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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