where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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