he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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