Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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