I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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