Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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