just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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