I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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