If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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