What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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