When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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