So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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