Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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