Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Are we in a gay sports bar?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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