He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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