thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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