walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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