the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
