This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Of course I have a pirate flag
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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