that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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