I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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