i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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