I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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