lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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