All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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