He kissed a someone with a penis
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Come on in and take your pants off
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