If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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