The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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