They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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