We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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