Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
only if we run a train.
done.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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