It's Friday. Sex?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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