its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
