Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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