Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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