So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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