No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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