Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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