She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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